Some people are so fond of ill luck that they run halfway to meet it.

The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon.

Earth is here so kind, that just tickle her with a hoe and she laughs with a harvest.

After all there is something about a wedding-gown prettier than in any other gown in the world.

A man never so beautifully shows his own strength as when he respects a woman's softness.

He is one of those wise philanthropists who, in a time of famine, would vote for nothing but a supply of toothpicks.

A coquette is like a recruiting sergeant, always on the lookout for fresh victims.

Quality, not quantity, is my measure.

Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second glass.

A man is in no danger so long as he talks his love; but to write it is to impale himself on his own pothooks.

Grumblers deserve to be operated upon surgically; their trouble is usually chronic.

Broadcast your message, not your emotions...!!

I like to wake up each morning feeling a new man.

Leadership does not depend on being right.

What can you say about a society that says that God is dead and Elvis is alive?

I'm going to fight for every person in America who believes government should serve the people, not the donors and not the special interests.

You're still the one that I adore. Aint much out there to have feelings for.

Shall Earth no more inspire thee, Thou lonely dreamer now?

It is the duty of every one to strive to gain and deserve a good reputation.

A lot of comedies fall apart because they just go from joke to joke, and the characters are all sort of being crazy off on their own.

If you are passionate about something, that will enable you to be the best you can be.