Some fellows pay a compliment like they expected a receipt.

Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.

Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.

Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.

The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardware store.

The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.

Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.

If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.

The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he is getting ready to skin you.

The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

To conquer the dangers of giving up, do what your passion moves you to do.

A man who wants to imitate the life of a woman will invariably do some mischief

Every second around this girl was asking for trouble and he'd never wanted to be in trouble so bad in his life.

Prison, with its daily rhythm, with the transfer and the defense, does not leave any time; prison dissolves time: This is the principal form of punishment in a capitalist society.

Asthmatic immigrant learns to breathe by writing.

Speech remains as a slave to you, but the moment it leaves your mouth, you become its slave.

Fortunately, this is not something that we see a lot of. Very rarely do you see a dog in this terrible shape from starvation. People just aren't that cruel.

Escape is not about moving from one place to another. It's about becoming more.

One man's opportunism is another man's statesmanship.

You two are a match made in heaven. Or somewhere.