Some actors pride themselves on disappearing into a role. I'm into the game because I like experiencing and exploring themes, so I put a lot of myself into the person.

I like pizza and I like cheeseburgers a lot and I like Chicago food a lot.

If you have the ability to work with people smarter than you, always try to be the least smartest person in the room and surround yourself with talent, because iron sharpens iron.

You know, I'll tell you, nothing changed after 'No Strings' for me. A lot of people said, like, 'Your game will be different,' but it wasn't. It really wasn't.

Aspire to do better. Instead of being the leader of the group, be the little person.

I like dogs, but I have more respect for cats.

I always thought, if you're gonna do TV, you want to play a straight, solid, pillar-of-the-show kind of guy.

I feel like L.A. is more of a showcase, and Chicago is a pure comedy scene where you're doing comedy for comedy. You're doing comedy actually for the audience that's there.

I never thought I'd be one of those guys who gets recognized.

I love when people on Twitter give advice.

I'll be honest, I like shooting 'New Girl.' I like the people. The show is still new to me. I've never done TV like this before.

In life your rewards come from the gifts you give to others.

Fools build houses and wise men buy them.

Why don't we focus on what Afghan women can do? They can cook, bear children, and pray. As I recall, that was fine for our grandmothers.

It's the hardest thing to come up with an hour of material that can consistently keep people laughing.

It took a woman to actually do something about the lack of women in creative departments.

Raillery is more insupportable than wrong; because we have a right to resent injuries, but are ridiculous in being angry at a jest.

God is always doing 10,000 things in your life, and you may be aware of three of them.

When we were engaged in the problems of survival we had no time to have anything to do with culture.

Take it from me, there's nothing like a job well done, except the quiet enveloping darkness at the bottom of a bottle of Jim Beam after a job done any way at all.

I'm just an actor. Just a stupid actor.