Sodomy is in the Bible, to be read in churches. I wouldn't rule it out of Mr. Bruce's act if he cares to comment on it

The world is grand, awfully big and astonishingly beautiful, frequently thrilling.

I actually turned down an opportunity for a private interview with Adolph Hitler.

My children have no prejudices at all. My own brother-in-law is Jewish!

I think sometimes it is more important to be gracious than to win

Why can't I be the adorable one?

I don't need a psychiatrist. I'm Catholic.

I am not a grammarian. Maybe my style is eccentric.

Lenny Bruce is a very moral man trying to improve the world and trying to make audiences think

Im off to race around the world - a race against time and two men. I know I can beat time. I hope I can beat the men.

Doorman - a genius who can open the door of your car with one hand, help you in with the other, and still have one left for the tip.

There is nothing betterthan us, making memories of us.

Arguing with my wife is like this: "I came! I saw! I concurred!"

A man is known by the company he organizes.

I am glad that I wrote something that brought joy to millions of people.

I'm such a slow writer I have no need for anything as fast as a word processor. I don't need anything so snappy. I write so slowly that I could write in my own blood without hurting myself.

It seems very obvious that a vast majority of the American people are sick and tired of political correctness and prevailing partisanship that does not serve the American people or freedom well.

Every life, even the best ones, ends in sadness. Books hold out hope that things may end otherwise.

It was great to play an ex-marine cockney thug. All my roles are as different as the colours of the rainbow.

The violence and sexuality on TV today is exhilarating. You can explore every aspect of society. People's sexual orientations, the violence that goes within that... there are no holds barred.