Society will not crumble if men take a turn at the dishes.

Insofar as men gain time, ease, independence, or liberty from women's domestic labors, they lack incentive to change.

God abandons only those who abandon themselves, and whoever has the courage to shut up his sorrow within his own heart is stronger to fight against it than he who complains.

Maybe that's what I needed. Another tattoo. Some pain on the outside to ease the pain on the inside.

The theory of emptiness…is the deep recognition that there is a fundamental disparity between the way we perceive the world, including our own existence in it, and the way things actually are.

I need my eulogy to look better than my resume. I'm living for that.

I do like the way people behave toward me and Theresa when we’re together-everyone’s voice changes to music, and we get all sorts of smiles.

I'm addicted to a really tough workout. I like to be drenched in sweat when I'm done because I feel accomplished.

Every photo shoot, I'm always asking the makeup artist what they're using on me, and I'll go out and get it.

I am a private detective. I am paid to be inquisitive and presumptuous.

The purpose of the pistol is to stop a fight that somebody else has started, almost always at very short range.

The only notes that matter come in a wad