Snoring keeps the monsters away.

You can either feed negative thoughts or you can starve the suckers.

Although children are only 24 percent of the population, they're 100 percent of our future and we cannot afford to provide any child with a substandard education.

There is always something new coming out of Africa.

God does not require us to achieve any of the good tasks that humanity must pursue. What God requires of us is that we not stop trying.

It is said that the propriety even of old Cato often yielded to the exciting influence of the grape.

You need aspiration if you want to really achieve greatness in this world.

I like to sing around the bonfire, in my car and in the shower.

I tend to only write productively for one to two hours per day, so there is plenty of time left over for me to work a day job!

Shakespeare will never be made by the study of Shakespeare.

My name is only an anagram of toilets.