Skepticism is a religion very rich in evangelists but very short on saviors.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

God the Creator has become God the Father

Failure is only an experience. We learn from trials and errors.

I used to give too much importance to reason until I discovered the world was shaped not by reason but by emotion

The human race can be roughly divided into two categories: ailurophiles and ailurophobes - cat lovers and the underprivileged.

Why does everybody have to be with somebody? It’s a stupid delusion and a really pathetic way of thinking.

As Meander says, "For our mind is God;" and as Heraclitus, "Man's genius is a deity."

You can't control the cards you're dealt, just how you play the hand.

Wherever I make a movie, no matter what size it is, it's always about a straightforward communication with the producer.

There is 3 key things for good photography: the camera,lighting and... Photoshop

I love books and going to bookstores. My favorite sound is the sound of the needle hitting the record.