Shut up and say something.

I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.

Every time you think, you weaken the nation.

Keep laughing. As long as you’re laughing you still have hope.

If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!

Our genius ain't appreciated around here... let's scram!

Only fools are positive.

I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.

Life is a reality. Live it with all your heart.

I don't like a man to be too efficient. He's likely to be not human enough.

An autobiography is not about pictures; it's about the stories; it's about honesty and as much truth as you can tell without coming too close to other people's privacy.

Thinking the deed, and not the creed, Would help us in our utmost need.

A mob is a group of persons with heads but no brains.

There are two main jobs in acting - the first one is to be a good actor, and the second one is to convince everyone that you're a good actor.

In the very act of my non-co-operation, I am seeking their co-operation in my campaign.

Lunches are just not good. They take the heart out of the day and the spaciousness from the morning's work.

Little by little the look of the country changes because of the men we admire.

Heart of America is a movie I'm very proud of. The young actors are great and the story has impact.