Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on.

Time obliterates the fictions of opinion and confirms the decisions of nature.

My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplaces of existence. These little problems help me to do so.

I only have one superstition: I make sure to touch all the bases when I hit a home run.

Most of our misfortunes are more supportable than the comments of our friends upon them.

I try never to wear my own clothes, I pretend I'm someone else

Early in the morning, at break of day, in all the freshness and dawn of one's strength, to read a book -I call that vicious!

The elect, those who will; the non-elect, those who won't.

The first thing I'll do if elected is demand a recount.

The respected intellectuals are those who conform and serve power interests.

In my opinion, he only may be truly said to live and enjoy his being who is engaged in some laudable pursuit, and acquires a name by some illustrious action, or useful art.