Should I be the happy mortal destined to turn the scale of war, will you not rejoice, O my father?

Your former Fathers the Spaniards have now no further Authority over you.

He was a man, that he always performed his promises, that he had never said he would return.

If success attends my steps, honor and glory await my name-if defeat, still shall it be said we died like brave men, and conferred honor, even in death, on the American Name.

Smoke the pipe of peace, bury the tomahawk, and become one nation.

American agents... are the only persons authorized to hold councils of a political nature.

On no further occasion present a flag or medal to an Indian.

I cannot consent to be led three or four hundred leagues out of my route, without its being by force of arms.

Strict justice would demand total confiscation of your property, personal imprisonment and fines.

May Heaven be propitious, and smile on the cause of my country.

The preparations for my new voyage prevented the possiblity of my paying that attention to the correction of my errors, that I should otherwise have done.

But things are so bad, I feel like I’m going to explode if I don’t do something.

Satan the envious said with a sigh: Christians know more about their hell than I

I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn't say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.

APOTHECARY, n. The physician's accomplice, undertaker's benefactor and grave worm's provider

My instinct is to assume that we consumers are an inconsistent bunch. We like competition if it delivers low prices, but grumble if it delivers the bad news that prices need to go up.

What does Christianity mean today? National Socialism is a religion. All we lack is a religious genius capable of uprooting outmoded religious practices and putting new ones in their place.

Farewells have reasons. If you can sense the reality, time is the medicine.

Romantic comedies are built to be light. They're built for a certain buoyancy.

I am always more interested in what I am about to do than what I have already done.

You know what the crummiest feeling you can have is? To hate the person you love the best in the world.