Short forms are returning online. Interactivity is coming back; it was always there in oral storytelling. Each form has its pluses and its minuses.

But nothing is more opaque than absolute transparency.

I hope that people will finally come to realize that there is only one 'race' - the human race - and that we are all members of it.

Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.

Canada was built on dead beavers.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

We still think of a powerful man as a born leader and a powerful woman as an anomaly.

You can only be jealous of someone who has something you think you ought to have yourself.

Nature is to zoos as God is to churches.

If the national mental illness of the United States is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia.

Another belief of mine; that everyone else my age is an adult, whereas I am merely in disguise.

A cord that remains, always. in many ways...

Speak beautiful words to create beautiful world

A camel is a horse designed by committee.

[Eva Braun] was the one who was involved with [Adolf Hitler], who was close to him.

Tape "Seinfeld" for me.

It's much more fun to run a political campaign than it is to be the candidate.

If it's a chimera alert, we just follows the screams.

I was like, 'Whoa, I'm auditioning for 'Hunger Games?'' That's like my dream come true. That's like a Trekkie auditioning for 'Star Trek.

When you dishonor the the utter glory and majesty of black people, you lie. Your heart lies to you and you let it

I'm only being cute here. I don't really mean it. I just wanted to make you smile.