Sending money to Washington to have it administered and sent back is like getting a blood transfusion from your right arm to your left arm with a leaky valve.

Someone has said the best nursing home is the U.S. Senate.

You remind me of Hubert Humphrey. You talk too much

Jesse Jackson has to get back to "I am somebody" instead of "I am some color."

[Mondale] was not born; he was appointed.

Iraq was invaded to secure Israel and everybody knows it.

My good friend Walter Mondale is a good lapdog. He'll give them [special interest groups] everything they want. He'll lick every hand.

Glenn must think he's still in space. He's orbiting the issues faster than he orbited earth.

Become a parent. Lose your autonomy, but gain the wondrous superpower of The Magic Kiss that instantly dries tears and makes the pain of boo-boos disappear.

Every man has his own reason for every deed. Usually it is selfish.

Sometimes getting upset with yourself is necessary when you face the truth.

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!

A Swedish newspaper reporter called and said, You've been awarded the Prize. I was quite sure it was a practical joke.

You will fall many times in life, but you will pick yourself up and become stronger and wiser for each trouble you pass.

Start and finish your day with laughter, and you will see, by and by, in between these two more and more laughter starts happening. And the more laughing you become, the more religious.

Bouldering is the synthesis of all skills needed for climbing

A big dog tends to be much more at ease with kids and gentle with them than a little one that's always yelping.