Send me the half that's got my keys.

Virtue its own reward? Alas! And what a poor one as a rule! Be virtuous and life will pass Like one long term of Sunday School.

Guten Morgen, mon ami!Heute ist es schönes Wetter!Charmé de vous voir ici!Never saw you looking better!

We should all learn to take things easily - other people's things.

What makes Existence really nice Is Virtue--with a dash of Vice.

Aunt Jane observed, the second time She tumbled off a bus, 'The step is short from the Sublime To the Ridiculous.

Weep not for little Leonie, abducted by a French Marquis. Though loss of honor was a wrench, just think how it's improved her French.

Billy, in one of his nice new sashes, Fell in the fire and was burnt to ashes; Now, although the room grows chilly, I haven't the heart to poke poor Billy.

O'er the rugged mountain's brow Clara threw the twins she nursed, And remarked,'I wonder now Which will reach the bottom first?

lies can run but they can’t hide

Didn't want to be a star, wanted just to play guitar in this cockamamie business.

It seems to me that a great university ought to have room in it for men subscribing to every sort of idea that is currently prevalent

Each step along the Buddha's path to happiness requires practising mindfulness until it becomes part of your daily life.

We need to focus on the kind of human beings we want to have and the kind of society in which we want to live.

From the very beginning Europe has been not only a success story but also a story of success achieved by learning.

In all actuality, we got to do better about preparing our men for their interactions with women.

David Nugent tore up the Championship but he’s gone to Portsmouth and he’s a fish up a tree

If God wills the evangelization of the world, and you refuse to support missions, then you are opposed to the will of God.

People are very interested in having access to wireless data while they are on a plane.