Screw the Rangers, and screw the Devils; I work for the Islanders now, and I could care less about them!

It's always good to have the building filled - even if it's with low-IQ Rangers fans.

He's a gutless puke, that's what Travis Green is. That's why he doesn't wear an Islander uniform any more.

If I were playing against Corey Perry, I’d probably want to hurt him in some painful and permanent way. And I think most of the rest of the league feels the same way.

We've made a final offer. We hope Ziggy Palffy will come to his senses. We have NO hope his agent will.

I don't like being mediocre. I won't be.

By far Gretzky is the most talented player ever. Every time he gets the puck something exciting happens.

It’s hard not to root for Henrik Lundqvist, he’s practically perfect.

I am the master of my fate:I am the captain of my soul.

The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.

Practice in tranquility.

With every adversity, there is an equal or greater gift. Keep looking for the gift.

Schools learned long ago that the way to keep children from thinking is to keep them busy.

Astronomers have discovered a planet that is twice the size of earth and made of diamonds. President Obama says the planet may be inhabited by aliens not paying their fair share.

Pretty much everywhere I go, I'm pretty much thinking I'm going to be bounced. I am still the outsider who snuck into the party. I identify with the regular person, because that is who I am.

Few questions make long friends in the hills.

My father hated rock and roll - hated it. My first real argument with my father was over the Rolling Stones. And he never, ever liked rock and roll. He just liked me.