Schopenhauer wrote that to desire immortality is to desire the eternal perpetuation of a great mistake. He was correct.

Funny how much we all suffer trying to spare others a bit of pain.

Once I was King of the Titans. Now I need a MedicAlert bracelet and a subscription to the Safe Return program. Can you put out a Silver Alert on a god? I’ve fallen and I can’t get up.

I have a question for you. When you were a little boy, is this the man you dreamed of becoming?

I’ve been working on something that merges rap with classical…. I call it Baby’s Got Bach.

At my age, every day that I overcome simple inertia is a victory.

He’s not my god.”“Mine either. Who are you to judge me?”“Gods should always be judged.

Time is a valuable treasure.

An expert whose argument reeks of restraint or nuance often doesn't get much attention.

To tax and to please, no more than to love and to be wise, is not given to men.

Leadership is only courage and wisdom, and a great carefulness of self.

It's just to let the other one know it can be replaced.

My most fervent prayer is to be a President who can make it possible for every boy in this land to grow to manhood by loving his country--instead of dying for it.

A little spoon for a cup of soup teaches to be patient; and the big one, to be greedy!

A person's relationship with food is one of their most important relationships.

I hear the criticism loud & clear That is how I know that the time is near

I lived in Alabama and Georgia, and the people in the south are wonderful. It's God, faith, family, country.