Schizophrenic behaviour is a special strategy that a person invents in order to live in an unlivable situation.

Insanity - a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

We are all in a post-hypnotic trance induced in early infancy.

Women receive he insults of men with tolerance, having been bitten in the nipple by their toothless gums.

Do not adjust your mind, the fault is in reality.

We have to realize that we are as deeply afraid to live and to love as we are to die.

Pain in this life is not avoidable, but the pain we create avoiding pain is avoidable.

Madness need not be all breakdown. It may also be break-through.

Whether life is worth living depends on whether there is love in life.

Freud was a hero. He descended to the Underworld and met there stark terrors. He carried with him his theory as a Medusa's head which turned these terrors to stone.

I thought I was going to be known for my humor. But then I had an idea for a story, which was absolutely not humorous. But, of course, that's the one that sells and becomes big.

There's nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. There's nothing more unappealing.

I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on.

I do like to walk a lot. Mostly in New York. When Im going somewhere, Id rather just walk there.

An actor is an instrument. One needs to control them.

Fame itself is but an epitaph; as late, as false, as true.

I've been lucky - I've been an actor for eight years and I've never been out of work.

This isn't romance. This isn't a declaration of love or affirmation of friendship. This is something more.

I don't want to get rich - just live good.

Memory is a gulf that a word can move to its lowest depths.