San Franciscans have a bond of self-satisfaction bordering on smugness.

The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.

I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'

I sometimes worry about my short attention span, but not for long.

Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?

A city is not gauged by its length and width, but by the broadness of its vision and the height of its dreams.

It is better to have loved and lost, but only if you have a good attorney.

There are a thousand viewpoints in the viewtiful city.

All American cars are basically Chevrolets.

It shattered something inside me that hadn't been broken before.

The word spinster tells you everything that you need to know about our attitude of women who choose not to marry, yes.

Geoff Bartley is great and always will be.

Tell the politicians and the hustlers: live and let live.

Context overrides. In different contexts, cells do different things.

Remember, the only difference between 'marital' and 'martial' is where you put the 'i'.

A transition is taking place in Egypt. In my judgement, there is no going back. I think the old expression, "They're not going to put the toothpaste back in the tube on this one.

There are a lot of millionaires being created in China. We should all be seeking that business, and I think there's enough to go around.

Matters of the subconscious affect reality in ways we don't quite realize.

Love is a positive effect. Love can never have a negative effect, only a positive effect. That would be the revelation of love. If you have a question of whether this is love, think about the effect.