Isn't it nice that people who prefer Los Angeles to San Francisco live there?

The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around.

A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.

I hope I go to Heaven, and when I do, I'm going to do what every San Franciscan does when he gets there. He looks around and says, 'It ain't bad, but it ain't San Francisco.'

I sometimes worry about my short attention span, but not for long.

A city is not gauged by its length and width, but by the broadness of its vision and the height of its dreams.

San Franciscans have a bond of self-satisfaction bordering on smugness.

It is better to have loved and lost, but only if you have a good attorney.

There are a thousand viewpoints in the viewtiful city.

All American cars are basically Chevrolets.

Combine your calling with your passion to achieve great results

Food for the ego is poison for the soul.

If your heart has peace, nothing can disturb you.

We've been living under outdated immigration rules from decades ago. They're decades and decades old.

The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppose.

Footballers from the street are more important than trained coaches.

The loveliest tune imaginable becomes vulgar and insupportable as soon as the public begins to hum it and the hurdy-gurdies make it their own.

I dabbled in verse and it became my life

Art is a personal act of courage, something one human does that creates change in another.

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.