Sadly, the American dream is dead.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

If the way of the sage is true, that we are all dreaming our world into being, then it has to apply not only to our private, personal universe but to the world at large.

Any American boy can be a basketball star if he grows up, up, up.

Nobody can guard Kobe one-on-one. Nobody.

I'm Presbyterian. I mean Seven Day Adventists I don't know about, I just don't know about.

I knew a woman who went about bragging of her troubles, so, of course, she always had something to brag about.

The lecturer should give the audience full reason to believe that all his powers have been exerted for their pleasure and instruction.

You don't have to live with anger, or sadness, or jealousy. You don't have to judge yourself, make yourself guilty, and punish yourself.

When I'm in the mood for room service, my favorite order is a peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwich.

All understanding begins with our not accepting the world as it appears.

The beginning of it starts at the end