SOME GIRLS WEAR PRADA. SOME GIRLS WEAR GLOCK 17 SHORT RECOIL SPRING-LOADED SEMIAUTOMATIC PISTOLS WITH A LOADED CHAMBER INDICATOR AND A NONSLIP GRIP. - T-SHIRT

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I stop fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now. T-shirt

We're like the Three Musketeers, searching for truth and justice and the American way.: Glitch snorted. "More like the Three Blind Mice, stumbling around trying to find a hunk of cheese in the dark.

I went down like a drunken cowgirl trying to line dance to Metallica.

There is a great need for a sarcasm font.

Reyes Farrow. Because perfection is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

I totally should've gone to Hogwarts when I had the chance.

I lowered the gun but didn’t holster it. Not just yet. She could turn out to be psychotic. Or a door-to-door salesperson.

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

Chocolate and coffee ? Together ? Whoever came up with that combination should have won a Nobel Peace Prize. Or at least a subscription to Reader's Digest.

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers.

Just as one can compose colors, or forms, so one can compose motions.

There's nothing revolutionary about Saturday Night Fever . You can see the same kind of movement at your local disco.

Socrates was a philosopher. He went around pointing out errors in the way things were done. They fed him hemlock.

It's not like you can wake up and realize, 'Oh, I want intimacy,' and then it happens that day.

One wife is too much for most husbands to bear, But two at a time there's no mortal can bear.

No man is quick enough to enjoy life.

Words derive their power from the original word.

Ask for what you want, but be willing to take what God gives you. It may be better than what you asked for.

Every man makes a god of his own desire