Rydstrom: "To get it right this time."

The bottom line is, insults only hurt when they come from someone I respect.

I often help others discover the outer limits of their hatred. It’s a talent of mine.

There was French kissing, and then there was Cajun French kissing. Spicier, harder, wilder.

My looks had gone from well-kempt cheerleader to apocalyptic disasterpiece.

I got nothing. Even the spies I'm spying on who are spying on other spies got nothing.

Gods, I love it when you talk mathy to me.

Two things that can never be contained? Velociraptors and zombies.

Those who betray me only do so once.

I take no actions that I wouldn't publicly recount. If you can't speak your deeds, then don't do them.

Never run from one such as me, female. You will no’ get away - and we like it.

I found I was repeating myself. It is the beginning of the end when you discover you have style.

Life is a magical melody.

What was it about women and crying that made me feel like crap? They must have guilt pheromones in their tears.

Neville [Chamberlain] has a retail mind in a wholesale business.

Real reading is a lonely activity.

You are a dear soul who plays polo, and I am a poor Pole who plays solo.

Have you heard Alanis Morisette trying to play the harmonica? She doesn't know how to play the harmonica. Well guess what, Alanis, I INVENTED the 'don't-know-how-to-play-harmonica-harmonica-solo.'

My skin is soft, but my heart is cruel, and my bite is deadly.

Before I was humiliated I was like a stone that lies in deep mud, and he who is mighty came and in his compassion raised me up and exalted me very high and placed me on the top of the wall.

In one sense Brahman is known to every human being; he knows, "I am"; but man does not know himself as he is.