Rules of science.” Alessandro shrugged his elegant shoulders. “And what are those? We don’t even know how this works.” He pointed to his head.

Men were ridiculous, in all cultures and across time.

History should be studied but not worshipped.

Materialistic things bring forth some pleasurable moments, but never a sample of happiness.

The importance of an artist is to be measured by the quantity of new signs which he has introduced to the language of art.

Watch out for a man whose enemies keep disappearing.

When I was about ten years old, I gave my teacher an April Fool's sandwich, which had a dead goldfish in it.

I have no great faith in political arithmetic, and I mean not to warrant the exactness of either of these computations.

A bore: one who knows as well as you do what he is going to say next.

Global warming isn't real because I was cold today! Also great news: world hunger is over because I just ate.

Nothing makes me want to obey more than knowing that God unconditionally loves me and forgives me even when I disobey.

The specific danger is us; we are rampant; this earth is our only friend; we are destroying it increment by increment at a horrific rate. We must understand that we can't buy it back.