Ronald Reagan's idea of a good farm program was Hee Haw.

The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos.

The opposite for courage is not cowardice, it is conformity. Even a dead fish can go with the flow.

The issue isn't just jobs. Even slaves had jobs. The issue is wages.

Populism is not a style, it's a people's rebellion against the iron grip that big corporations have on our country - including our economy, government, media, and environment.

The corporations don't have to lobby the government anymore. They are the government.

Some people say we need a third party. I wish we had a second one.

Even a dead fish can go with the flow.

Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.

Like NASCAR race drivers or PGA golfers, why not require each of the [US presidential] candidates to cover their clothing, briefcases and staff with the logo patches of their corporate sponsors?

The only difference between a pigeon and the American farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere.

Worry is the darkroom in which negatives can develop.

Think about your past victories, and then look into the eye of your current obstacle and tell it that it will soon lose like your defeated obstacles.

The greatest friend of truth is Time, her greatest enemy is Prejudice, and her constant companion is Humility.

I turned Compaq from a small company with troubles into a computer powerhouse. We can do the same at Intershop.

Why should you have to atone for making big movies?

I'm trying to look at my blessings and how amazingly well against all odds things have turned out for me.

I can't imagine doing an hour-long dramatic series because it's so much work. A sitcom is a wonderful gig. You work from 10 to 4 every day, it's fun, and you get to live at home.

I'm a Navy brat. You find that a lot of stage actors are Army or Navy brats, because they have the ability to make a big impression, make friends, and then leave just a few months later.

I'm a little kid at heart, so my eyes light up when everything is lit.

I'm the greatest rock and roll drummer on the planet and you suck.