Remember, I might be the wind, but you control the kite.

We are all brothers under the skin - and I, for one, would be willing to skin humanity to prove it.

Inaction is no longer acceptable.

At the unconscious level, Americans believe that good people succeed, that success is bestowed upon you by God. Your success demonstrates that God loves you.

Like a small animal burrowing into its hole, I shift furniture around, and back myself into a cozy corner, with my back to the wall...and then I can write.

If you have love, you have all

It is almost always the cover-up rather than the event that causes trouble.

Its better to pace yourself throughout a big day like Thanksgiving by having something healthful for breakfast and something light for lunch.

[ I'm] humorist, I guess. Or really more of a reporter. A reporter who reports on funny things.

Fate is the magnetic pull of our souls toward the people, places, and things we belong with.