Really, a young Atheist cannot guard his faith too carefully. Dangers lie in wait for him on every side.

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.

Failures are finger posts on the road to achievement.

I know lots of people who are educated far beyond their intelligence.

It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato.

There's no such thing as being too Southern.

The game of life is a lot like football. You have to tackle your problems, block your fears, and score your points when you get the opportunity.

Baptists never make love standing up. They're afraid someone might see them and think they're dancing.

It's better to have died a small child than to be a politician who gets caught in a scandal during a slow news month.

You call to a dog and a dog will break its neck to get to you. Dogs just want to please. Call to a cat and its attitude is, 'What's in it for me?'

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house.

You create silent enemies by revealing how much God had blessed you.

Most people inherit success and fame

Hope is the anchor of the soul the stimulus to action and the incentive to achievement.

As we grow old, the beauty steals inward.

It's exploding bags, aerosol cans Southbound buses, Peter Pan They left it up to us again I thought you knew the drill It's kill or be killed.

I’m doing badly, I’m doing well; whichever you prefer.

Little dogs start the Hare, the great get her.

The ideal is the only absolute real; and it must become the real in the individual life as well, however impossible they may count it who never tried it.

To Turn all the treasures we possess into the channel of universal love becomes the business of our lives.

[I enjoy] working with yeast, tempering chocolate and figuring out why an end product is successful or not.