Power in the hands of the stupid is often a dangerous thing. Hitler proved it.

The greatness of a culture can be found in its festivals

Never indulge in people who follow a negative path because they will take you with them on the road of ruin. Show them the way to positivism even if there's a risk of losing their friendship.

Progress of mankind is the decadence of humanity.

No human is more intelligent than the other...just more adept at certain areas of intelligence.

There cannot be Ups in a roller-coaster ride unless there are Downs.

Marriage is like a table with four legs - the couple, the children, the parents and the in-laws. Break any of these and the marriage crashes to the floor

Life is the inside of a box, and we can't open it.

Your eyes are windows to your dreams; Your ears are windows to your mind; You nose is the door to your heart - you can win over any man with just your smell.

I've found that people with flexible ears are the least rigid in life. Best way to find yourself a perfect partner may be as easy as squeezing their ears.

Being a good human being is very easy: Be a good son, a good husband, a good parent and a good citizen.

Humor (is) the process that allows one to brush reality aside when it gets too distressing.

Soothsayers are like that. They see many futures but never their own.

A lively discussion is usually helpful, because the hottest fire makes the hardest steel.

Beware of assumptions that seem "obvious" in one decade. They may become quaint in the next.

It is the absolutism of theism, its pernicious influence upon humanity, its paralyzing effect upon thought and action, which Atheism is fighting with all its power.

Being 'Johnny' was almost like an out of body experience. I thought he was just a character that I'd created and could quite easily step away from, but it was much more difficult than that.

The vaccinations are not working, and they are dangerous.. We should be working with nature.

I think what the book did in addition to its practical uses, is it gave us a more attentive way of thinking.

Doing stand-up is like running across a frozen pond with the ice breaking behind you. I love it because it's dangerous.

Your lexicon is not entitled to slurs; it's time to retire them.