Poor soul - very sad; her late husband, you know, a very sad death - eaten by missionaries - poor soul.

The Lord is a shoving leopard.

Sir, you have tasted two whole worms; you have hissed all my mystery lectures and been caught fighting a liar in the quad; you will leave by the next town drain.

Tell me, was it you or your brother who was killed in the war?

I remember your name perfectly, but I just can't think of your face.

In the sermon I have just preached, whenever I said Aristotle, I meant St. Paul.

The weight of rages will press hard upon the employer

God sees it all and He gives you the chance to show faithfulness in your ministry to Him

Rapture's self is three parts sorrow.

With the benefit of hindsight, had more care been taken, maybe this could have been avoided

When I get on the field, it's just going to be another game, You get out there and it's just baseball.

Out of some little thing, too free a tongue can make an outrageous wrangle.

I definitely love to talk to my men...I want to see how I feel, how they feel.

I actually have a number of lovely watches from the International Watch Company.

The reason that adulation is not displeasing is that, though untrue, it shows one to be of consequence enough, in one way or other, to induce people to lie.

I've never really been one to stop and smell the roses.

You are neither right nor wrong because the crowd disagrees with you.