Politicians don't lie, they misspeak. And they don't steal, they mispocket.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

The vision is always for the appointed time. Though it tarry, it will not fail. It shall surely come to pass in perfect moment.

In mystical terms, the law of attraction specifies that you will attract to yourself those experiences that match your beliefs.

Not all marketing people are writers, but all writers must learn to be marketers.

Nobody’s right if everybody’s wrong...For What It’s Worth

I'm prepared to forget about money if it affects my creativity because, remember, I started off with nothing. And I can do that again.

I have never produced anything good except by a long succession of slight efforts.

I do love the Waldorf-Astoria, though. You know, I hear that from the doorstep you can see all the way to the Russian tea room.

Wine is bottled poetry, he thinks.

Voting is simply a way of determining which side is the stronger without putting it to the test of fighting.

I want Dubai to be a place where everybody from all over the world meets each other, don't think of fighting or hate, just love it, enjoy their sport, and that's it.