Picasso obviously viewed his art as a business, which it was. I view my business as an art, which it is.

Nothing is easy, but who wants nothing?

There's nobody bigger or better at the military than I am.

I am the only one who can make America truly great again!

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war.

Don’t be afraid of being unique. It’s like being afraid of your best self.

I could stand in the middle Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters.

If you're going to be thinking anyway, think big!

Always try to learn from other people's mistakes, not your own- it is much cheaper that way!

Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad.

This very expensive GLOBAL WARMING bullshit has got to stop. Our planet is freezing, record low temps,and our GW scientists are stuck in ice.

Looking at your day from a “golden day” perspective helps you prioritize.

People will pay me to feel the passion and energy I breathe into my career and creations.

There's peace in understanding that I have only one life, here and now, and I'm responsible.

I've noticed that if you spend ten years without shooting dope, people consider you an ex-junkie, but one never is considered an 'ex-woman-beater.'

We say that we care about the war, but we don't even really know what we're fighting for.

I don't listen to recordings of my songs. I don't avoid it, I just don't go out of my way to do it.

With each expression of love, the entire world is touched.

A true friend never asks you to feed their imaginary fish. Or fertilize their imaginary crops.

I used to try and take things in leaps and bounds. Now I've realized it's got to be step by step.

Element of surprise is really fun for me in comedy. I have to be surprised, and everything's been done.