Philosophy triumphs easily over past evils and future evils, but present evils triumph over it.

Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.

All women are flirts, but some are restrained by shyness, and others by sense.

Absence diminishes mediocre passions and increases great ones, as the wind extinguishes candles and fans fires.

A work can become modern only if it is first postmodern. Postmodernism thus understood is not modernism at its end but in the nascent state, and this state is constant.

When we are unable to find tranquility within ourselves, it is useless to seek it elsewhere.

There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.

Nothing hinders a thing from being natural so much as the straining ourselves to make it seem so.

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Most people know no other way of judging men's worth but by the vogue they are in, or the fortunes they have met with.

There are no accidents so unlucky from which clever people are not able to reap some advantage, and none so lucky that the foolish are not able to turn them to their own disadvantage.

Little by little the agents have taken over the world. They don't do anything, they don't make anything, they just stand and take their cut.

The failure to dissect the cause of war leaves us open for the next installment.

We have the Internet of Everything but not the inclusion of everyone.

Nobody will be able to forgive me but myself.

I hope that as my career continues I get to create and work on more LGBT projects and bring LGBT storytelling into more mainstream media!

What did it avail to pray when he knew his soul lusted after its own destruction?

Mel Brooks and Carl Reiner are the funniest dudes ever, and they have great careers on their own. They made great art in the '90s, and they still have dinner three times a week.

I've always found paranoia to be a perfectly defensible position.

In poetry everything which must be said is almost impossible to say well.

Spank me, whip me, let me come back home. Break out the leather, baby.