People who don't think shouldn't talk.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

Depression is like war. You either win or you die trying. There's no in between.

The ideal man bears the accidents of life with dignity and grace making the best of circumstances.

Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with $10 million are no happier than people with $9 million.

Reader, I am myself the subject of my book; you would be unreasonable to spend your leisure on so frivolous and so vain a matter.

The imaginary world has always been the most fun place for me to be.

All of the products I take help me feel like I'm getting the maximum amount out of my workouts and out of my practice work. They're a big part of preparing and recovering each week.

You feel different every day of your life. You just have to create your own space to survive, personally and professionally.

They who prematurely put themselves forward to root out whatever is displeasing to them overthrow the judgment of God and rashly intrude upon the office of angels.

So you're sayin that it's easy to send somat up to space, but you don't believe there's a little banana machine?

I think that fans are always looking for someone to blame. Wouldn't it be nice if they looked in the mirror?