People tell me to smile, I tell them the lack of emotion on my face doesn't mean I'm unhappy.

Kids who go to normal school are so teenagery, so angsty.

You can be a pharaoh. Like, a pharaoh means, that which you will become.

They want you to believe the Sun is hot. I urge you to ask yourself 'Have they ever touched it? Think about it.

When you think about an apple, you also think about the opposite of an apple.

How can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real?

If Everybody In The World Dropped Out Of School We Would Have A Much More Intelligent Society.

If Newborn Babies Could Speak They Would Be The Most Intelligent Beings On Planet Earth.

All The Rules In This World Were Made By Someone No Smarter Than You. So Make Your Own.

I watch like, Steve Jobs interviews, I don't really watch TV. I stopped watching TV when I turned like ten because my parents were like, 'TV's really bad for you.'

I'm going to imprint myself on everything in this world.

We got a fightin' side a mile wide, but we pray for peace 'cause it's mostly us that end up servin' overseas.

I despise my own hypersensitiveness, which requires so much reassurance. It is certainly abnormal to crave so much to be loved and understood.

I have only two regrets: I didn't shoot Henry Clay and I didn't hang John C. Calhoun.

To be successful, keep looking tanned, live in an elegant building (even if you're in the cellar), be seen in smart restaurants (even if you only nurse one drink) and if you borrow, borrow big.

We say that someone occupies an official position, whereas it is the official position that occupies him.

Purity doesn't happen by accident; it requires obedience to God.

You'll get no laurel crown for outrunning a burrow.

The more we learn to love and respect ourselves, the more we will become attracted to people who will love and respect us and who we can safely love and respect.

Never stop reading. History doesn't repeat, but it does rhyme.