People do not relate to nor do they like Hillary Clinton.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

There is no loss in life. The only loss is the love did not express.

It is better to go forward without a goal, than to have a goal and stay in one place, and it is certainly better than to stay in one place without a goal.

Our imperfections make us unique as surely as our strengths.

Don't you go to the movies?""Mostly just to eat popcorn in the dark.

George,” said Fred, “I think we’ve outgrown full-time education.” “Yeah, I’ve been feeling that way myself,” said George lightly.

I have thought that men and women should never come together except in bed. There is the only place where their natural hatred of each other is not so apparent.

Life is a velvet crowbar hitting you over the head, youre bleeding syrup amour, bleeding to death.

In opera, as with any performing art, to be in great demand and to command high fees you must be good of course, but you must also be famous. The two are different things.

When you are losing it can seem like there is a black cloud following you around, but like they say there is a silver lining in every cloud.

Failure is not having the courage to try, nothing more and nothing less.