Passion is your positive attitude in a world of negativity.

People invest in your ability to deliver to them a more favorable future.

Always deliver more in 'perceived value' than you take in cash value.

For to be wise and love exceeds man's might.

Madmen, criminals, and rapists! Isn’t it fantastic? All the romantic proposals I’ve ever got from anybody. Somebody up there has an extremely dark sense of humour.

What was past was past. I suppose that was the general attitude.

Put on your yarmulkahHere comes HannukahSo much funnukahTo celebrate Hannukah

I always feel the most validated and confident being around people that I find funny - having Fred Armisen laugh at a scene or Bill Hader or Seth Meyers give me a compliment.

External pressure seems to produce internal unity.

The New Health Rules is the new manifesto for how to eat well, feel good, and live long. If you ever wondered what's really true about the things that work and the things that don't, look no further.

There are few things as toxic as a bad metaphor. You can't think without metaphors.

I get speeding ticket like everybody else. If the restaurant is full I'm waiting in line like everybody else.

I do begin to have bloody thoughts.