Part of my humor is the fact that I love coming out of left field. I don't want people to expect what is going to happen next.

I think the solution to making this world better is if we would just be healthy, mentally.

You release these things, and if they fly then you have more.

I've decided to get into shape, and the shape I've selected is a triangle.

If we take care of our mental health like our dental health; we'll be ok.

I've been chased. I've been pushed. I've been screamed at. I've been verbally abused. I've been afraid for my safety. But I did it all in the name of entertainment.

There's no skill. You can be a rock and move into another tax bracket.

People who annoy people are the luckiest people in the world.

After being on the road so much I want to spend more time with my family, who I hear are wonderful people.

Everything runs its course. We had told a lot of stories that happened in our life. My kid was getting older, and we were running out of stories to tell.

If I'm a game show host, will someone buy a ticket to see me do standup? If I'm a game show host, will I get an offer to do a dramatic role in a movie?

Politicians sre the same all over.They promise to build bridges, even where there are no rivers.

Many of us have no appetite for spiritual things because we are absorbed in the sinful pleasures of this world. We have been eating too many of the devil’s delicacies.

The difference between film and TV is the pace. You don't have the leisure of time in television.

The absolute rule of the state shall be a function of the absolute liberty of each individual will.

The world isn't purposeful. It isn't ruled by reason. The world wants to play. Fashion queens have always aroused more interest than future generations and their fate.

Huck Finn. Loss of identity drives people to nostalgia. Electronic man has no physical body, so he [Jimmy Carter] puts nostalgia in its place.

She's so ugly, the tide wouldn't take her out.

Everybody can be great...because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree to serve.

Excuse me you're a hell of a guy You know I really got a thing for American guys

In business for yourself, not by yourself.