Paranoia is the delusion that your enemies are organized.

The map is not the territory, but you can't fold up the territory and put it in the glove compartment.

Some people's unwillingness to think for themselves represents accurate self-evaluation.

The first secret of getting what you want is knowing what you want.

The whole point of society is to be less unforgiving than nature.

High culture is the ability to hear the William Tell Overture and not think of the Lone Ranger.

Bars are closed on Election Day so people won't vote under the influence. Why are libraries closed?

Cats would rule the world if they had longer attention spans.

Let's go to the food court and try some food.

The past is always tense, the future perfect.

In some cases, inventions prohibit innovation because we're so caught up in playing with the technology, we forget about the fact that it was supposed to be important.

The best weapon of a dictatorship is secrecy; the best weapon of a democracy is openness.

I think self-knowledge is the rarest trait in a human being.

It's without doubt my main subject. The way masculinity can go wrong. And I'm something of a gynocrat in a utopian kind of way.

If your cat falls out of a tree, go indoors to laugh.

In the pleading of cases nothing pleases so much as brevity.

I don't want to end my career and then start something. I like to do something while my career is still hot and I've always enjoyed designing.

It's easy to get four days a week of training in and I don't spend more than 55-60 minutes in the gym.

The greatest empiricists among us are only empiricists on reflection: when left to their instincts, they dogmatize like infallible popes.