Bars are closed on Election Day so people won't vote under the influence. Why are libraries closed?

Paranoia is the delusion that your enemies are organized.

The map is not the territory, but you can't fold up the territory and put it in the glove compartment.

Some people's unwillingness to think for themselves represents accurate self-evaluation.

The first secret of getting what you want is knowing what you want.

The whole point of society is to be less unforgiving than nature.

High culture is the ability to hear the William Tell Overture and not think of the Lone Ranger.

Cats would rule the world if they had longer attention spans.

Let's go to the food court and try some food.

You must have come from very far down, " Alice says to the fish, "to have your own lantern.

We must not build up ourselves at the expense of others.

If the bro army and sky army broke into war, I would die from the chose to fight for.

I can't believe that God plays dice with the universe.

In bodies moved, the motion is received, increased, diminished, or lost, according to the relations of the quantity of matter and velocity; each diversity is uniformity, each change is constancy.

The people who best use their advantages, or overcome adversity, and work honestly are those most worthy of admiration.

Now, more than ever, the choice between Obama and Romney will be which one do you want to ruin your country?

You can't put a title card at the head of the movie and say, "Well, we really had a bad problem. You know, the actor got sick and it rained this day and we had a hurricane."

Art is no longer anything more than a kind of meta-language for banality.

In other words, crew deaths are a feature, not a bug," Cassaway said, dryly.