Paranoia is just having the right information.

We must all face the fact that our leaders are certifiably insane or worse

After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'

After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it.

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.

What does the money machine eat? It eats youth, spontaneity, life, beauty, and, above all, it eats creativity. It eats quality and sh*ts quantity.

I think anybody incapable of changing his mind is crazy.

Man is an artifact designed for space travel. He is not designed to remain in his present biologic state any more than a tadpole is designed to remain a tadpole.

The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself.

Artists to my mind are the real architects of change, and not the political legislators who implement change after the fact.

Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape.

When one is silent, those around speak even more, my lord.

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.

The respect that is only bought by gold is not worth much.

With regard to military discipline, I may safely say that no such thing existed in the Continental Army.

I had volunteered for the Air Force and was an enthusiastic bombardier. While dropping bombs on Europe, I generally didn't understand what I was doing.

Love is not blind; it is an extra eye, which shows us what is most worthy of regard.

A good player can make any guitar sound good.

There comes a time in every man's life when he needs his own toilet.

Hitler could not tolerate too much social contact.

I’m a journalist; I run to the fire, that’s what we do.