Our parents were a test tube and a turkey baster.

So the first thing we're gonna do, " I told him, "is push you off the roof.

Some people are incapable of judging others. Why? Because they are to busy judging their own insecurities

We have new developing ties with Japan whom always supports our democratic process and economic development.

It's important to collect unusual characters. It keeps you sharp.

If it wasn't painfully difficult, you did it wrong!

You have to be confident, if you're not confident you might as well go home.

It isn't possible to love and to part.

Don't take my criticisms as iron-clad rules but more as suggestions.

The only thing worse than growing up is never quite learning how

For all the talk you hear about knowledge being such a wonderful thing, instinct is worth forty of it for real unerringness.

We can't avoid reasoning; we can only avoid doing it well.