Only self-educated is educated. Others are merely taught.

One has to live a life that creates a writer.

It is also a victory to know when to retreat.

Every soldier is an enemy.

Quality storytelling inspires quality dialogue.

Everyone loves a conspiracy.

Now as a former welfare recipient, I don't have a problem with expecting people to work to earn money. But where I come from we call that a job, not volunteerism.

A tune's like a staircase - walk up on it.

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it.

To complain about critics in a business is like a sailor complaining about the waves. Go back to the beach if you don't like it.

Being an artist and having to be responsible for the art that you make is really quite challenging, and as you get older it becomes more and more difficult.

Mankind will not be reasoned out of the feelings of humanity.

The ultimate happiness is doing nothing.

I am always early to work but sometimes late to other things.