Only in America can a Barack Obama happen. Only in America can a Don King happen.

Only in America can you find so many angry people claiming to love their country, while hating almost anyone in it.

You sign an agreement; you make a contract, you live up to it. You never get what you deserve. You get what you negotiate. You got a right to say yay or nay.

If you want to sell a steak, you can't just have the sizzle, you gotta have sauce.

Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym.

Only in America could a Don King happen.

I had a moment of religious epiphanosity.

If you cast your bread upon the water and you have faith, you'll get back cash. If you don't have faith, you'll get soggy bread.

I never cease to amaze myself. And I say this humbly

I'm a promoter of the people for the people and by the people and my magic lies in my people ties.

I'm the best promoter in the world because I haven't taken a day off work since I left the penitentiary, and because I have read all the great philosophers like St. Thomas Aquinine.

I felt held hostage by her illness and by the backward mental health system that once again was incapable of helping our family in crisis.

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling.

we should contract our ideas of education, and expect no more from it than it is able to perform.

The spring is a lively emblem of the Resurrection.

The mere thought of divorce terrified me. To me, divorce symbolized failure.

Stripping toughened my hide, but exposing myself as a writer has been a lot more brutal.

Time has passed through me and become a song.

I'm not turned away from the church through anger, although I have criticisms of it. It's through finding affirmation of life and illumination of life through creativity and art.

Thou shalt not steal-only from other comedians.

I don't think music is done by any means. I would love to do it again but it's finding the right thing.