One should always be wary of anyone who promises that their love will last longer than a weekend.

Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand at finding euphemisms for its weaknesses.

I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which keeps the planets revolving in their orbits and then suddenly stops in order to give me a bicycle with three speeds.

Posing was the first job I did in which I understood what I was doing.

In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast.

Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.

My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with it.

The poverty from which I have suffered could be diagnosed as 'Soho' poverty. It comes from having the airs and graces of a genius and no talent.

Vice is its own reward.

Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.

No effort is required to define or even attain happiness, but enormous concentration is needed to abandon everything else.

Ninja Mom's have to learn that when they mess up, they get right back up again.

The sentimentalist ages far more quickly than the person who loves his work and enjoys new challenges.

In the state of nature... all men are born equal, but they cannot continue in this equality. Society makes them lose it, and they recover it only by the protection of the law.

The most dangerous enemy to Israel's security is the intellectual inertia of those who are responsible for security.

Those only can thoroughly feel the meaning of death who know what is perfect love.

If I held you any closer I would be on the other side of you.

Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt.

Pressure is when you've got thirty-five bucks riding on a four-foot putt and you've only got five dollars left.

Every road has an end. Choose the one that worth travelling!

I cannot wait to go get my fried butter on a stick, and fried cheesecake on a stick and...Twinkies, especially in honor of those who would rather just be forced to eat our peas.