One more thing, one more time.

People who stop laughing are always the ones who get hurt.

Fighting emotion with logic is like bringing a calculator to a knife fight

I kiss [her] even though I know that if you kiss a girl before you are married to her you might get AIDS.

Confronting a liar makes a better liar.

If you can't pray as you want to pray as you can. God knows what you mean.

In the West, it was believed that attitude and ambition saved you. In Africa, we had learned that no one was immune to capricious tragedy.

I hope that posterity will judge me kindly, not only as to the things which I have explained, but also to those which I have intentionally omitted so as to leave to others the pleasure of discovery.

Marriage, even the best marriages are tough.

God is still on His throne, we're still on His 'footstool,' and there's only a knee's distance between!

You know, my first album, some of those jokes I'd done for twelve years because I couldn't throw 'em out.

So long as even a single dog in my country is without food, my whole religion will be to feed it.

Invention requires both disciplines, strict common sense and wild imagination.

Coercion may prevent many transgressions; but it robs even actions which are legal of a part of their beauty. Freedom may lead to many transgressions, but it lends even to vices a less ignoble form.