On the sixth day, God created the artist, realizing no doubt that He had far from exhausted the uses of color.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

Poets are interested primarily in death and commas.

Be joyful for the fruit of your labour.

There is not a man beneath the canopy of heaven, that does not know that slavery is wrong for him.

To be remembered, umbrella waits for the rain!

Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman.

If so many people love me, how come I'm alone?

Dear Lady Gaga , thank you for the wonderful tribute. Oh my god, it really warmed my heart!

I entered his apartment without being invited, which is perfectly fine if you're not a vampire.

I played guitar when I was a kid, a little bit. I can tool around with a guitar, but I'm certainly not a musician.

These are the kind of things I always zero in. When I was in Rwanda, it was the same thing. You're always zeroing in those details. Not just always the bodies, but what makes up the human being.