Officials are the only guys who can rob you and then get a police escort out of the stadium.

I skipped toward him and gave him a tiny kiss on the cheek. “Yup.”He looked at me like I was crazy. “What was that for?”I smiled. “For being an excellent partner in crime.

Cinders patter, falling with the snow. We creep infinitesimally northward through the dirty chaos of a world in the process of making itself. Praise then Creation unfinished!

How can you be expected to govern a country that has 246 kinds of cheese?

Christmas is joy, religious joy, an inner joy of light and peace.

I have believed the best of every man. And find that to believe is enough to make a bad man show him at his best, or even a good man swings his lantern higher.

I hope that my work will encourage self expression in others and stimulate the search for beauty and creative excitement in the great world around us.

It is a common happening that those in power, as their tenure of office continues, find themselves less and less able to contemplate relinquishing it.

Acceptance spells death to a writer.

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day

It's always been great to be onstage. It's really effortless up there. It's not a lot of work.