Odd that I couldn’t catch any of your dream,” Bones went on. “Normally your dreams are like background music to me.

The sh*t's gonna splatter, start buggin, yo..." Mencheres to Cat

Brush teeth. Wash hair. Rule undead world with an iron fist.

It was ironic; he held her captive, yet she’d captivated him.

You're shagging a woman who can turn into a dragon? Blast you, Charles, I am sick with envy!

I am a nice young girl here to pick up your granddaughter for the weekend... We're going to a Bible retreat to scare the devil out of her. - Bones to Cat's grandparents

You're not a woman," he said finally. "You're the Grim Reaper with red hair!

Careful, luv. I might be angry with you, but that doesn't mean I don't still want you. So if you do that again, I'll shag you right here, right now, and sod anyone who wants to watch

That face. That body. And you know he’s packing. Look at the angle on that dangle.

I couldn't help shaking my head as I looked at him. Ian slept like a baby every morning - well, a baby who continually kept one hand down his pants.

Nice to meet you, mate, and here's some advice: Don't even think about it. You try anything with her and I'll neuter you with my bare hands.

The good thing about a self-help book is that if you misunderstand something then it won't mock you.

O Lord God! What plans do you have for me this year?

Bleed me of art, and there won't be enough liquid left in me to spit! [Michelangelo Buonorotti]

I do YouTube my cars a lot.

Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday; I can't be sure.

My wife's French. I mean I speak a bit of French but I've lived amongst French, you know, most of my adult life.

I cannot understand why some people try to write a history of photography that is separated from the history of modern art.

I want Americans to know that Guantánamo​ happened not to monsters, but to men. Innocent men.

Substantial proportions of the population did not see health as the most important thing in life - and these were more likely to be people with more, rather than less, education.

The morrow of this day will be eternity; then Jesus will return you a hundred fold the lovely, rightful joys that you are sacrificing for him.