Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, And if I die before I wake, I pray the Lord my toys will break.So none of the other kids can use 'em....Amen.

Do a loony-goony dance 'Cross the kitchen floor, Put something silly in the world That ain't been there before.

I've discovered a way to stay friends forever - There's really nothing to it. I simply tell you what to doAnd you do it!

I'd rather play tennis than go to the dentist. I'd rather play soccer than go to the doctor.I'd rather play Hurk than go to work.Hurk? Hurk? What's Hurk?I don't know, but it must be better than work.

We can't find the cat, We don't know where she's at, Oh, where did she go?Does anyone know?Let's ask this walking hat.

The moment you make someone promise anything is the same moment you ask them to lie to you.

The one who would be constant in happiness must frequently change.

Whatever you do, let it be lovely.

For every opinion you receive, seek guidance from the Creator.

Apologetics is reason flying to the rescue of faith

Life means progress, and progress means suffering.

I don't drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.

To follow the path that others have laid before you is a reasonable course of action; therefore all progress is made by unreasonable men.

It could be construed that the reason I wouldn't wish to live in England is the immigration explosion. And that's not true at all.

Some people said I was annoying, but now look how far we've come.