Nothing good in this world comes free! For everything there’s a payment of time or money or soul!

She didn't think she could be a Christian if perfection was required.

Low and behold what comes of reading too many romance novels.

Ghosts!” gasped Alice. “Real, live ghosts?”“No! Not ‘real, live ghosts!’ Spooky, dead ghosts!

I love Alice more than life itself, but I can't keep her hidden forever.

If Miss Elton spoke water instead of words, then there would have been a repetition of Noah’s flood.

I’m an idiot for trying to avoid these feelings because they have caused me pain in the past.

Only human beings have come to a point where they no longer know why they exist.

There are so many things to exploit man, but religion and patriotism are at the top of the list.

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

Some of the best ideas I've gotten for my act have come from comedians and not magicians.

The DSA scheme has not been reviewed for 25 years

I now see Norman Thomas as indeed a liberal, but as a real, old-fashioned, unreconstructed liberal who believes in freedom and justice for everybody.

Self-expression is always a right, but its still not there to be abused.

Facebook revealed that Ebola was the most popular Facebook topic in the U.S. this year, with the World Cup coming in sixth. So welcome to America, where even Ebola is more popular than soccer.

And the very act of living is a tide; at first it seems to make no difference at all, and then one day you look down and see how much pain has eroded

The problem in our community is not the women - I mean, they've done all they can do.