Not that anyone cares, but there's a right and wrong way to clean a house.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

I think that the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser.

Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party.

If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.

Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are

I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.

Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.

Make your wardrobe as versatile as an actress. It should be able to play many roles.

Be afraid of nothing.

[To the mother of two unruly children in a restaurant after the woman said she really didn't know what to do with her children:] Have you tried infanticide?

The greatest curse in life that one can acquire is REGRET.

Without your involvement you can't succeed. With your involvement you can't fail.

The third eye is located between the eyebrows and a little above. The heart center is located directly in the center of the chest. The naval center is about two inches below the navel.

Moralities, ethics, laws, customs, beliefs, doctrines - these are of trifling import. All that matters is that the miraculous become the norm.

Wars might come and go, but the seven o'clock news lives forever.

Knowledge, if it does not determine action, is dead to us.

Courage consists not in hazarding without fear; but being resolutely minded in a just cause.

In ten years I will become president of the United States Of America.

Without exception, the dominance and coherence of culture proved to be an essential quality of the excellent companies.

I'm obsessed with my children.