Recently I heard a 'wise guy' story that I had a party at my home for twenty-five men. It's an interesting story, but I don't know twenty-five men I'd want to invite ta a party.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.

I think that the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser.

If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst.

Care for your clothes, like the good friends they are

I never go outside unless I look like Joan Crawford the movie star. If you want to see the girl next door, go next door.

Well, we can skip childhood because I didn't have any. Not one goddam moment on the Good Ship Lollipop.

Make your wardrobe as versatile as an actress. It should be able to play many roles.

Be afraid of nothing.

[To the mother of two unruly children in a restaurant after the woman said she really didn't know what to do with her children:] Have you tried infanticide?

It is my intention to make no provision herein for my son Christopher or my daughter Christina for reasons which are well known to them.

True love is rare, and it's the only thing that gives life real meaning.

What if feeling good only comes after you destroy someone you hate?''That's not good, that's triumph,

Let the park live in you until it sings you a song.

I knew my destiny when I first experienced Yosemite.

fiction is the great lie that tells the truth

I'm disturbed because the doctors tell me I'm as sound as a dollar.

So, yeah, I can say I always set my expectations so high that I had a lot to live up to.

God understands. And God understands that part of us which is more than we think we are.

A healer of others, himself diseased.

The most important truths are likely to be those which society at that time least wants to hear.